21 from Texas. I love storms, cute things, colorful stuff, Harry Potter, and much much more but let my blog tell u that! Oh and did I mention Larry Stylinson?
onedirectiontomychamberofsecrets:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
- Ginny Weasley
- Kate Middleton
- Peeta Mellark
if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i
olivia u dumb bitch we do wear the same clothes everyday we go to a private school
fu k u i forgot ok s shut up
no one knows now hwethtye tey know because u r a fukin loud nigga
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
(via thetraintohogwarts)
- judge: so why did you do it?
- serial killer: YOLO!
- jury: well he has a valid point
- judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because yolo
Did not see that coming.
oh my God. I was like “oh well… this isn’t as good as I’d hoped.” And then the chorus started and now I’m dead hahahahah
can this please be my theme song??
Why did I think this would be appropriate to play for the first time in front of my family at dinner.
WELL.
THAT WAS AWKWARD.
THIS IS WHY I NEED EARPHONES.
I was looking through all the comments and wondering what was the big deal and then the chorus started.
I can’t.
Anyone want to have a rendition of “It all hangs low” after this is burnt out?
(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)
I just groaned out loud in a restaurant with my dad.
American photographer Mitch Dobrowner has scooped the top prize at this year’s Sony World Photography Awards, picking up the L’Iris d’Or for his series of impressively stormy landscape images.
omfg Megan its usand so I discover why my generation is so weird
I will not never reblog
Welp…now I know why we’re all so fucked up.
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
(via thetraintohogwarts)
ok so i just saw that there’s a spambot going around telling people to kill themselves apparently
well that’s really fucking sick, really. someone could get really hurt, and may actually do it, i hope not.
but please, everyone, pass this around
